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iwillnothaveflirtingcompanions:
iwillnothaveflirtingcompanions:
today my mom texted me asking if we had pasta in the cabinet and i sent back “bitch there might be” and fucking shit when she came home from work she just stood in the doorway and stared at me for a few seconds she had a bag from the store and i asked if pasta was in the bag and she said “bITCH THERE MIGHT BE” AND I’M SCREAMING
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